Stupid SD Airport

Much like most military folk, I always use my duffel bag to travel...it's easy, quick and doesn't get confused with the billion black wheeled bags. Unfortunately, the people at the Airport in San Diego, who, being this close to three major military bases, have apparently never seen one, nor do they know how to pack/unpack one properly. Everytime I've come home, they have searched my bag and then closed it halfway so that, when I pick up my bag, there is shit hanging out of it.

This time, I nearly lost my bathrobe and I did lose a pair of the sweetest sport shorts ever. I was looking forward to lounging around in them and drinking beer on the patio. Bastard airport.