I'm Brown??

her: that's pretty gross
me: sorry...TMI?
her: um...yeah
me: have I ruined the camelot image?
her: what camelot image? dude, you're brown
her: last time I checked King Arthur wasn't Mexican, or Arabian, or anything of color
her: and it's a damn shame too
her: he could have pimped out his horse
her: and had a really cool accent